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TILLAMOOK F’ Uncle Silas Says. near the furnace in the basement. A Mr. Ford's Retur few days ago, the couple were riding in an auto in the country near the ------ o------ Mr. Ford has abandon city. The woman, who was on the Uncle Bill, I see in the paper here rear seat, Rad her baby poodle cud of peaft1 crusaders and that "Our teddy" is called "Roose dled down in her lap under a fur robe. home, because of his h. velt the Roarer, suggesting delicate | The man was driving the machine, Ford’s feet got so cold du. ly thereby that tie is a dead one. 1‘cr- and, in attempting to go up a steep naps lie is, but that is by no means hill it balked, and ran swiftly back Norwegian reception that the certain. But that brings forcefully to ward and plunged into a creek Uold him they must be bathed 1 my mind an incident of my boyhood, where the water was very deep. The troit spring water. Our syiu tn summer 1 olten went to my Uncle auto was completely submerged, and naturally goes out to his guests, toby’s farm, a couple of miles from although the man who could swim are helpless as babes in the wo ours, and used to put in a great deal would have saved himself, the woman He has turned over $-'/0,000 to 1. ot time with Uncle Toby in study would surely have been drowned if their financial necessities, but wh ing insects which was one of his hob the old dog who had been following they really need is intellectual gui bies. He caught them by means of a them on foot had not gone to her res dance. The Women’s Industrial 1’eace light silk net Dag at the end of a long cue and pulled her, not only ashore, Association has a high sounding L stick. 1 was always anxious to eaten but up on the bank. Well, the joke of name but we would fain know more Ai a humming bird, and, like Brer Rab the matter is the poodle got tangled of its administrative machinery. It is has bit, 1 lay low. Finally, one bright up in her fur robe and was drowned. | merely a pseudonym for Frau Sch- itself morning I got the bird just where I Since then the woman has experienc wimnier? If so, there is trouble ahead. not beci. wanted him, above a blossom of wild ed a change of heart towards the Frau Schwimmer is called bossy. The records 01 cotton. 1 brought down my net ker- brave old dog who saved her lite, and 1 other cursaders following an ancient Finderne 1', ilop, and 1 was certain that the green he became her idol. Now he sleeps in 1 but ungallant precedent, have already Finderne Hoiifc beauty was mine that 1 yelled with a comfortable little room, all of his I blamed the woman for the failure of Holstein cow s w.. delight. 1 was recalled to earth by own, on the second floor of thy heme. 1 the mission. They assert that she mis the production of bu. Uncle Toby, and when he saw that near that of • s master, and h's 1. is- 1 led All. Hord into launching th: ex if you can afford to si... he had my attention he said: "My bay, tress fee Is <. > 1 gr ’ • s hir.. as care- I ' pedition. They charge that she spent caravan. if you would succeed in your under fully as she had previously done to thousands of Ford money ‘or each W. E. Noyes, Pres. B. Kuppenbender, Sc« takings study the skill ot the hum her worthless roadie. ”ln ,e o'den I could have found some "real use ’ in ming bird and learn to flit backward.” time” they used to wash evil spirits sending cablegrams and wireless mes Well, Teddy has mastered the art of out of supposed witnessed by ducking sages to mythical associations ir> Nor How's This ? backward flight so that, hummeth he them in a pool of cole eater t ntil way, which the crusaders expected to We offer O ne H undred D ollars R eward ever so loudly, his humming don’t they would cry tar mercy and agiee greet them in glad array and with even a little indicate the direction of to be good. 1 lii’.t plunge into the wat I brass bands. The crusaders do not re- or any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured his flight. He is like the darky’s flea. er, likewise, .visl ed ill toolikhi ess pioach themselves for their own child by Hall’s Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Teledo. O. “When yu-h got’ put yu-hr finger on from the woman’s mind and she is like faith and confidence in joining r We. the undersigned have known F. J. now a model housewife instead of a an expedition without knowing its Cheney ’im he isn’t dar!” for the last 15 years, and believe fashionable human butterfly. plans. him perfectly honorable in all business Messrs Wanamaker, Edison and transactions and financially able to carry Sister Sue, you say you are becom- any obligations made by his firm. ming so absent minded that you often Bartholt, having had some experience out NATIONAL Lesson of the San Francisco Fair. BANK OF COMMERCE, spoil your cooking by seasoning it with the world, showed the preduc Toledo, O. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, tion to question Mr. Ford. They had twice, and you take a great many un 1 acting directly upon the blood and mucous However successful the San Fran no faith in the claims of Frau Sch surfaces of the system. Testimonials necessary steps in doing your house sent work by going to look after things cisco Fair has been in a business way, wimmer, no doubt recalling how her fr T. Prî<»e 75 cents per bottle. Jold by all you have already attended to. I cer it is entitled to yet more credit for wild stories about Belgium, made in Druggists 1 aac Hall’s Family Pills for constipation. tainly know how to sympathize with the service it performed for the her hysterical transcontinental lecture you, for 1 have a lot of trouble American nation. It did more s to tour, had been denied even by the <___ British government. But the inno that way myself. Usually I don’t make Americans know their own mind it much; but when it conies to country than any other of the great cents who grasped at the chance of a taking small potatoes, as I did the shows that have been held here, with I free trade and abundant publicity other day, and dropping them in my the possible exception of the Centen I showed no such prudence. Norway NEW HOME USERS THE BEST STOCK OF IIA. breakfast coffee, I want to draw the nial at Philadelphia. It came at a' time I wanted only to see Ford. No other ARE line right there. Mother called my when Europe was largely barred to neutral country cares about the un QUALITY CHOOSERS THECOUNTY. attention to the fact that potato s our travellers and there was willing knowns, the guests gathered from the were not sugar to sweeten anything, ness to consider the West, because 1 highways and hedges. Mr. Ford See Us for Prices Before Ordering E just as the second one plopped into West and East had been brought should have appointed Judge Lindsey my cup, and she almost had fits closer together than ever by the , as his successor. Having had experi laughing at me. However, such a opening of the Panama Canal. The ence as a juvenile judge he might thing is easier to bear than what a imagination of the nation turned guid the crusaders safely home, keep friend of mine who lives in the city tow’ard the Pacific slope; there was a ing them out of the clutches of some did about a month ago. We were new desire to see and know, and the European Barnum. Nocommlitee can having a lot of rain, and his good people by hundreds of thousands who handle the situation, because no com wife saw to it that he had an umbrel would have never seen more than mittee can ever agree. la every time he left the house. One their own little section of his big and day he happened to get out without varied country traveled across the Spending the Peoples Money. it. It began to pour, and just then one continent with their eyes open to ------o------ of the young women in his office learn things that every American FOR SAI,® BY stepped out of a store on her way ought to know. About the only thing that every home. She had an umbrella raised body seems agreed that the present And There 1« No Peace.” and offered to take him as far as she session of Congress is certain to do classed at the price anil equal to many of the higher priced ------o------ w’as going. He accepted of her offer is that it will set a new record for hard wheat flour on the market. So the situation is that Germany is governmental expenditures. But Con of shelter, carried the umbrella for Tillamook, her until she reached her door, and in the position of being willing to gress' long suit has been the spending If you want your boys and girls to grow strong anil then started off home with the um make such a peace as will leave her I of the people's money. And the en- The New Home Sewing healtliv serve them with plenty of the products from Ynm- an unopposed giant, but cannot find brella over his head. She didn’t have , thuiasm among the “pork barrel" ex Machine Company, the heart to protest, though she knew anyone else willing to talk peace perts in the National Legislature 1»»ill Family Blend Flour. YAMHILL MILLING CO. San Francisco, Cal. other words Ger • over the appropriation prospects that she would have to go out again with her. In *9OO9O0O09OOOOGeO«eCCO0OCC>»9OGOO9OOGCOOOOO9OOOOOOOOOG in a little while, and she didn’t know many would like to let go but cannot. 1 ahead of them must be extensive. where she couM borrow another um There is a great deal coming out in brella. Well, he blundered on, utterly connection with the speeches in Jhc unconscious of the fact that he was Reichstag over the censored wires sheltered with what didn’t belong to that decieve no one, about filled bel him; but, luckily for her, his wife was lies, bursting copper warehouses, at hand when he came in, and when heaping potato bins, populous pig she found out where he had picked pens. Never did blockade work such up the umbrella, she sent him right wonders. In the name of the prophet, UPHOLSTERY—Deepened and of the finest, POWER—Increased to FORTY horse power; back with it and his best apologies. figes! Meantime, the allies are more hand-buffed, semi-glazed leather purchas determined than ever. The time has Now, the troudle with me is I have MOTOR—Increased from 3J4 x 5 to 37^-inch so long depended upon mother to been reached where there are more able; bore x 5-inch stroke; keep tab of the little things of life munitions than can readily be used, and to attend to them, that 1 have be when new levies in hundreds of REAR AXLE — Safety - insuring FULL- WHEELBASE Increased from 108 to 112 ins. come very much like the man whose thousands—soon to be millions—for teeth bothered him. “I’m sorry you’ve service and the international war floating axle, designed and built in Studebaker TIRES—Increased from 33 x 4 to 34 x 4 been troubled with the toothache,” council is working together for pres factories; said the family dentist, when the man sure which is soon to be applied in Goodrich; appeared in his office. “I gave you the new ways and with new strength on first minute I had free after receiving every front. There is no thought of ELECTRICAL SYSTEM —Studebaker- FINISH—Number of body-finishing opera your wife’s telephone message. Let peace anywhere in the allied countries tions increased from 20 to 25; Wagner Starting and Lighting System, in use me see which tooth is it that is troub which are far, far stronger after more ling j ou,” The. man looked bewilder than sixteen months of war than the FOUR years and tested and proved on more CAPACITY—Increased from Five to SEVEN ed, swashed his tongue around in his final victor in our civil war was in ♦ ' the August of 1862. passenger; than 150,000 cars. mouth, and answered slowly: “M—m, it’s not aching just now.” Then after a moments, hesitation, during which The Two Colonels. ------ o------ he made another cautious investiga i tion with his tongue, he inquired The Washington correspondents are dreamily: "Didn’t my wife mention to busy at their Pleasant work of fore you which tooth it is? 1 always rely casting struggles in the national con on her in such matters.” ventions this year. They are especial ly interested in speculating on the Mother, Sister Sue, you know, activity of the two colonels, who loves Sport, and thinks he is the fin have been the most conspicuous fig est dog ever. There is a dog in the ures in national politics for many city that is almost Sport’s double, she years. It is argued, very plausibly, says, that was not in good standing that both will be at the conventions. It is the ONLY 7-passenger, 4-cylinder car with a 3%- with his mistress because ol his size It is also assumed, that neither and nothing else The •voinin who would dodge should the presidential inch bore x 5-inch stroke, FORTY horse power motor lives a few doors w est of Sister Sue's, lightening strike in his neighborhood, had aims for a rather high place in although each realize the impossibil that has ever been offered in America or Europe for society and was doing her level best ity of such an accident. Here the re less than $1000. And it is the ONLY car of the sea to attain that place. Her husband is semblance ends. 1 he material of Col. just as plain, every-day sort of man, Roosevelt will work for peace while son that has accompanied a $100 reduction in price who would rather come home from the pacific Col. Bryan will be for his office at night and make himself party war. with such a SUBSTANTIAL INCREASE in quality. comfortable about the house than to The Washington correspondent of go out to parties and visiting. He is the Philadelphia Inquirer states what But all that we ask is for you to see the car. And it a great lover of pet animals, and sev is generally known in political circles eral years ago, before he became very about the attitude of Col. Roosevelt. won ’t take but a few minutes for the car to convince prominent in his profession, and be The Colonel wants to go as a Repub fore it seemed to his hity-toity wife lican delegate from New York and you that dollar for dollar, it gives MORE than any Four Cylinder Models would ever be able to reach the his enemies in the Empire State raise Touring Car, 7-paMenger • • other Four on the market. height she longed for in the butterfly no objections. He has also announced Roadster, 3-paM«n|rer . • • Landau-Roadster, 3-pas*. . . social whirl, he bought a fine thor his willingness to support any of the ough- bred English water spaniel pup suggested candidates, with one or Six Cylinder Models which immediately became a favorite two exceptions. While Col. Roosevelt Touring Car, 7 -passenger • . Roadster, 3-passenger . . . with all of the family except the wife, will not have what might be called a LandauJtoadster 3-pass. . . whose objection to him was that he chastened spirit it is stated that he Coupe, 4-passenger .... was too large for her to hold in her will attempt no dictation. He will be Limousine, 7 passenger . . . F O. B. Detroit lap. As the pup grew older it came to satisfied with the convention's choice be a great pal of it’s master, but care of candidates, but he will insist on a fully avioded ifs mistress. It would firm platform declaration for prepar obey her and eat what she gave it, edness. but it never showed any great sorrow Detroit, Mich. Col. Bryan, on the other hand, will if( she failed to give attention. With make a platform fight for what he South Bend, Ind. Walkerville, Ont H s master it displayed just the op regards the "traditional Democratic posite sentiments, and when it saw policy.” That is, he will oppose a him coming home it would run to large standing army and an increase meet him and take the evening paper in the navy. In all his speeches in 191a from his hand. He trained the pup to he emphasized the single-term pledge hunt in fields with him, and he de- and that part of each speech was pub dcclares it saved him from being bit lished in the Commoner. In the issue ten from a rattlesnake one day by before election he took pains to show gripping him by the leg of his trous how peculiarly sacred his pledge was. ers and preventing him entering a He has never publicly altered his clump of bushes, and then advancing stand on this question. But Mr. Wil and stirring up the big rattler, which son's renomination js a foregone con the master shot. When the family had clusion. It is predicted that Col Bryan increased it’s amount in worldly will make qply a perfunctory fight for wealth, the mistress secured a tiny the one term principle, concentrating lap dog that she could cuddle in her his efforts on an antimilitarism dec arms, and if she could have had her laration in the platform. He will not way the noble old dog. would have be ignored, for he will have many old been banished to the back yard with- friends in the convention and even his. 001 »belter. But the master would enemies will hesitate about driving not allow it, and the old dog contin him to revolt. The St.Louis conven- ued to live in the house, was fed as teion may not be the team ratification yual and slept in a comfortable bed meeting many have expected. — I GE|4EF(. Kitchen K Heating BREAD made of Yamhill Family Blend Flour is a life giving food. It cannot be out Dollar for Dollar. What car gives as much? 40 horse power 7 passenger four GEO. WILLIAMS, Tillamook, Ore STUDEBAKER *335